This is the first known exploration of Level 0 done by The Wandering Traders. This was a joint exploration done by The Wandering Traders and The B.P.D.T. This exploration takes place in Timeline [REDACTED]. Timeline [REDACTED] is the same as the timeline we live in except the Wandering Traders don't exist and the B.P.D.T does instead.
Explorers: Ari and Fly.
*Log Start*
Ari: Alright, audio is working.
Fly: But why record audio?
Ari: For archival purposes, duh!
Fly: Ok… What should I do now? Oh look, a window. I didn't know there was windows in Level 0.
Ari: Don't!
Fly: Oh there's confetti in there, I'm not dumb enough to fall for that.
Fly talks on the phone with somebody
Fly: Like a bullet?
gunshots are heard
Fly: I accidentally shot a partygoer in the head. Trickshot.
Ari: Epic trickshot homie.
Fly: Should I start searching for those zombies?
Ari: I guess.
Fly: Ok.
footsteps are heard
Fly: Wait, why am I alone? Oh, I almost forgot my backpack companion.
Ari: Sorry for that, spell wore off.
Fly: It's ok.
Ari: The quicker we find and kill the zombies, the quicker we finish our self-made mission.
A loud feminine scream is heard
Fly: Oh, found it.
Ari: Alright. Oh dear, that poor thing, but I think it's what we're looking for.
Fly: I'm seeing it, the thing is just eating a girl. Should I approach it?
Ari: No.
screeching is heard
Fly: Fuck.
running and inhuman screaming is heard
Fly: It spotted me.
Ari: FLY RUN FOR IT!
Fly: Think think think think think, gottem, noclipping is what I'll do.
noclipping sounds are heard
Fly: Oh fuck.
fighting and gunshots are heard
Fly: Ok, don't do that again, ever, pleas- oh you just regenerated, nice. Ari, are you still here?
Ari: Yeah.
Fly: Good, I killed him.
*End Log*